Archive for October, 2011

October 31, 2011

Today, the person in your school/office you really like and want to notice you will finally wave and beckon you over. When you reach them, you will see the expression of utter confusion on the faces of both them and the person behind you.


October 30, 2011

Today will go exactly as you planned with your friends, with all the details you spent days ironing out and negotiating aligning in perfect harmony. The day will go smoothly and perfectly, just, without you.

October 29, 2011

Today you will not win the lottery.

October 28, 2011

The perfect time to enjoy the last of the exotic coffee you stashed away will finally come. You will find that coffee in somebody else’s cup.

October 27, 2011

Today, you will gather your friends to watch that thrilling suspense movie you’ve been waiting months for schedules to line up and watch. Just before you begin, one of them will invariably let slip the ending.

October 26, 2011

Today, you will be pleasantly surprised when you walk into a surprise party on your birthday just before somebody tells you the party isn’t for you.

October 25, 2011

Today, that package you’ve been eagerly awaiting will finally find itself on your doorstep. Just when you’re about to open it, however, you’ll see that it’s addressed to somebody else.

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