Archive for January, 2012

Daily Misfortune: January 31, 2012

Today you will get a very fragile and expensive gift. So will the hard, concrete floor.

Daily Misfortune: January 30, 2012

Today you will go to an expensive theme park for the one ride that you like. The ride will be shut down.

Daily Misfortune: January 29, 2012

Today you will be picked last, again.

Daily Misfortune: January 28, 2012

Today you will lie about a trivial topic. That topic will suddenly gain an immense amount of importance.

Daily Misfortune: January 27, 2012

You will attend a paid event specifically for the food. When you get there, however, they’ll have run out.

Daily Misfortune: January 26, 2012

Today you will be first in line for hours before you realize the line starts at the other end.

Daily Misfortune: January 25, 2012

Today you will avoid a painful scuffle with a wall. Your toe, however, won’t.

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