Archive for May, 2012

Daily Misfortune: May 31, 2012

Today the advice to stay away from water will reach your ears just as you leave solid ground to break the placid water beneath with a cannonball.

Daily Misfortune: May 31, 2012

Today the advice to stay away from water will reach your ears just as you leave solid ground to break the placid water beneath with a cannonball.

Daily Misfortune: May 30, 2012

Today you will win big at a game you’ve been furiously denigrating for being unfair.

Daily Misfortune: May 29, 2012

Today you will accept a very unwanted position after getting a rejection letter from a much desired one just before finding out the letter actually informed of acceptance.

Daily Misfortune: May 28, 2012

Today you will lose your wallet and go through a harrowing time cancelling your cards and panicking about what you’ve lost. After all has settled down, you will find your lost wallet.

Daily Misfortune: May 27, 2012

Today you will find something that used to be useful a long time ago while looking for something you lost that you really need now.

 

Daily Misfortune: May 26, 2012

Today you will see a small, insignificant flaw in an otherwise perfect piece of work. When you attempt to fix the flaw, the whole thing will break.

 

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