Archive for July, 2012

Daily Misfortune: July 31, 2012

Today you will fight with your spellchecker for hours before realizing it was set to a different language.

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Daily Misfortune: July 30, 2012

Today you will start a new exercise routine. Your old one will suddenly seem much more effective.

Daily Misfortune: July 29, 2012

Nope, this isn’t a mistake.

Daily Misfortune: July 28, 2012

Today you will catch a perfect moment on your camera. Then you will realize the protective and completely opaque cover was still doing it’s job for the camera lens.

Daily Misfortune: July 27, 2012

Today, no matter what color you select, it will turn out to be gray.

Daily Misfortune: July 26, 2012

Today whatever you start believing in will immediately be unquestionably disproved.

Daily Misfortune: July 25, 2012

Today you will be completely prepared to deliver a big speech. There will, unfailingly, be all sorts of equipment malfunctions.

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