Posts Tagged ‘ rain ’

Daily Misfortune: December 19, 2014

Today you will be outside without an umbrella. It will rain.

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Daily Misfortune: December 12, 2014

Today there will be a leak in the roof at the exact spot your face would be on your bed.

Daily Misfortune: October 24, 2014

Today you will finally go to the beach. It will also be the day a long drought in your region will finally end.

Daily Misfortune: July 15, 2013

Today it will begin to rain as you step out of your house. However, as soon as you fetch your umbrella and step out again, no more rain.

Daily Misfortune: July 10, 2012

Today you will actually have cause for the day to be hot and sunny. So, it will rain.

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